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Joke of the Day

"What is the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? ...a white girl's ass! (I AM a white girl, BTW, so don't start with me about racism)."

"How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"I'm not a liar. I have an English degree; I'm an unreliable narrator."

"It only took four men to wallpaper my house, but I had to slice them really thin."

"I'm currently trying to remove all Cancers. Then I'll move on to Virgos."

"I don't have any good science related jokes to tell Because most of the good jokes argon"

"I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs. Longest surname I've ever seen."

"What's pink and hard? A pig with a knife."

"Knock Knock? Who's there? Eat map. Eat map who? NO THANKS!"

"I took my wife to the Planetarium. She was shocked to learn that she is not the center of the universe."