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Joke of the Day
"Do you ever have to fart But end up shitting in your sisters mouth?"
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"My neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the crazy naked lady and I'm the only one not invited. Weird."
"This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*"
"Woke up at 5 am. Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Not to mention completely delusional about being healthy, wealthy, and wise."
"Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad? Me: Ice cream"
"What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A white Russian."
"My boss treated me like a missile Fire and forget"
"Straight guys on twitter, If you haven't been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what's wrong with you."
"How can you lose around 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."