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Joke of the Day
"Snow is like sex... You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. .."
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"I had to break up with my French horn playing girlfriend... ...She was great, but every time we kissed she tried to put her fist in my ass."
"i gave my girlfreind my nine inch nail... and we got closer."
"Why were the welder and stoner such good friends? They both love to spark up joints."
"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier"
"Mack The Slice"
"How many antisocial guys does it take to change a flat tire? Fuck you!"
"What happens when a frogs car breaks down? IT GETS TOAD!"
"I recently stopped sending monthly payments to my exorcist... Because of that my house was repossessed"
"How do you tell if your gas station attendant is a former porn star? Right before he finishes pumping your gas he takes it out and sprays it all over your car"