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Joke of the Day
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A white Russian."
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"What is the first thing a cannibal does after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his ass."
"What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under? Michael Jackson"
"Unless you're a toddler heading towards traffic I'm not running after you."
"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"
"Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert."
"If you throw acid on a basic bitch does she become salt?"
"A man has three testicles. He goes to the doctor and says, ""Doc, I have one more testicle than you."" The doctor replies, ""Really? You have eight?"""
"What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch."
"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. But a tooth is worth half an eye, so an eye for two teeth also works, if you're out of eyes."