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Joke of the Day

"My neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the crazy naked lady and I'm the only one not invited. Weird."

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He has loco motives."

"What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows? Take away their credit cards so they can't charge"

"I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants... ...tender and mild."

"Well if there's one thing we can all agree on regarding tomorrow's inauguration ... Orange is the new Black"

"What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail? Small medium at large"

"Your words of wisdom make me want to seek the tranquility and comfort of a mental institution."

"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices - take it or leave it."

"Why does it see like fur is more hated than leather? Its easy to harass a 90lb aneroxic and walk away. It's a lot harder to do the same to the 250lb tattooed, long haired, biker."

"Why is the nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."