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Joke of the Day

"This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*"

"Your Momma so fat when I download porn of her on the Internet I exceed my monthly data cap"

"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"

"Gas is so fracking expensive these days."

"Bernie Sanders is so fed up with the BS in politics that he is changing his name. He's changing it to Ernie Anders."

"I live by 2 simple rules: 1. Don't treat people like shit. 2. If any melted cheese gets on your paper plate, you must also eat the plate."

"Currently I'm dating a anorexic chick. but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."

"I have a rude joke about Canadians! Sorry?"

"My new thai girlfriend said ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one though."

"After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t."