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Joke of the Day

"This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*"

"Did you guys hear they're making a sequel to the hit TV show ""Medium?"" It's called ""Large."""

"Why was the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he was a fungi..."

"An ATM machine that gives you a hug and whispers 'Everything will be ok' into your ear when you check your account balance."

"""She's cute I swear, let me find a better picture."" Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend."

"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black."

"What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRby's"

"Who would win in a fight? A bicycle wheel or an old book? Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped."

"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."

"What do a man and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."