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Joke of the Day

"An Indian Chief drinks 1,000 gallons of ice tea He drowned in his own tepee"

"Wait, women get the WHOLE DAY? Is that in every country? It's night where I am is it over can it be about me again"

"Why do Belgians eat their french fries out of a funnel? They never want to lose a brown one once they've been burned"

"A dad joke which you can use.. Young Man: I've come to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. Girl's Father: You've got to take all of her or it's no deal."

"I had my prostate examined the other day. After it was all over, the doctor left at the same time the nurse came in, and whispered the three words no one wants to hear. Who was that?"

"I am the King of the Universe and I have a son and he occasionally appears on grilled-cheese sandwiches. #yup"

"""My goodness, you've grown a foot since I last saw you..."" ...said the doctor in Chernobyl."

"Did you know lotr could have come out a lot earlier? Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about"

"What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card? One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets."

"Spoiler Alert: There will be a minimum of 4 ""Gangnam Styles"" at every party this Halloween."