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Joke of the Day

"Did you know lotr could have come out a lot earlier? Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about"

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"I fostered a kid last night Not bad a can right in the back of the head form 20 yards"
"I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck."
"How many angels can a pinhead dance on? To hold up their pants."
"What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns? Militia Etheridge."
"I'm gonna open a Pho restaurant that never closes! It's called Twenty Pho Seven"
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"What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride"
"Why was the pedophile so excited by 23 year olds? There is 20 of them!!!"
"I've discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number."