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Joke of the Day
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human."
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"Whenever u feel like ur not being productive, take a nap. You'll wake up groggy & angry & have forgotten abt the whole ""productivity"" thing"
"And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! ~ The Okra Show"
"Me and the wife had a argument about what desserts to have, it turned into a custardy battle."
"Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states."
"A father says to his son, ""Don't masturbate too much or you'll go blind.""... The son says, ""Dad, I'm over here."""
"I woke up this morning to find Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...I was petrified."
"Letter from 7 to 6 Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you two do some pretty nasty things together. Sincerely, 7"
"Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."
"Pressing A too fast and having to talk to the Pokemon Center's nurse again was by far the worst part of my childhood."