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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card? One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets."

"A ""clear memory"" button, but for my brain. And while we're at it, a ""delete cookies"" button, but for my thighs."

"Why is Barbie not pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."

"What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common? If you're not careful, you can pop a ball."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? How many Nunyas do you know?"

"What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"

"I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth"

"Spent all day at Legoland with my son during Star Wars weekend. Gushed like a fangirl when I met Darth Vader. He's my Justin Bieber"

"I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day- -that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning."

"delete cookies? WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?! I LOVE COOKIES."