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Joke of the Day

"What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice."

"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"left my laptop bag at a restaurant last night and today i went to pick it up and the lady asked what was inside to verify that it's mine,"

"[overhears wife complaining about me on phone] he's always overreacting and making a mess *spits chocolate milk everywhere* ARE YOU SERIOUS?"

"asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip"

"PRIEST: In the beginning there was the word ME: capsicum P: no M: tumescent gerund caliphate P: stop trying to guess the word M: maelstrom"

"The greatest math problem of all time! How many liters of alcohol have can be found in the phrase ""Let's go out for a beer""?"

"After winning the World Series, the city of Chicago is rioting So nothing seems to have changed."

"White folk hate math. Especially when they heard in Calculus they'd have to integrate."