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Joke of the Day

"Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip"

"What does the sign of an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"Heard this the other day. Made me piss myself even though im not American There's nothing worse than a 6.9 A 69 interrupted by a period."

"My dog: wasn't me Me: I know My dog: honest It wasn't me Me: it's ok really My dog: [chip packet still on her head] I think the kid ate them"

"I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind At that moment I received a text message that said ""Well, that's too bad"""

"Ever see a plane flying toward the moon & it looks like it's gonna hit it & then it does & the oceans boil & wolves take over?"

"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"

"Every joke posted on this sub is stolen from Sickipedia. If you are going to steal someones joke at least give credit."

"When people post about their 5 year olds, they're talking about wine right?"

"This morning there was large spider in my bath. I should really stop stealing equipment from the snooker club."