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Joke of the Day
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls"
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"My girl told me she's depressed. Because of her weight, she suffers discrimination. I told her ""Just ignore them. You're bigger than that."""
"Probably the hardest part about being a dj is when you get into a fight and you gotta hold your headphones up to your ear with one shoulder."
"A proton walks into a bar and orders a dr pepper no ice The bartender replies with ""are you positive?"""
"Love is like a fart If you have to try its just shit"
"Why are stock traders so good at sex? Same principal, you gotta pull out at the right moment or it costs you."
"Want to hear a joke? My username."
"""And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon....Little boy blue and the man on the moon"" ...Drugs in the 70's must've been AWESOME!"
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a shit."
"My friend's mum has a saying ""40 is the new 30"". Lovely woman. Banned from driving though."