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Joke of the Day

"Why are stock traders so good at sex? Same principal, you gotta pull out at the right moment or it costs you."

"What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car? Steamed Vegetable."

"What's a specimen? Mama mia, it's an Italian astronaut!"

"Neighbor: It's July, you need to take down the xmas lights. Me: It's no worse than your stupid yard gnome. Neighbor: That's my wife."

"What is a bee Know any bee jokes"

"I had a friend who got fired working in a urine testing lab.... he wouldn't say why but personally, I think, it was because he was taking the piss..."

"When the farmer counted his cows he had 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200!"

"Deep down, we're all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on."

"What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish? Chicken chow meng."

"""This is groundbreaking stuff."" Inventor of the shovel"