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Joke of the Day

"Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower? Because it's harder to pick up."

"What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations? Kids say the darndest things."

"If a quiz is quizical, what is a test ? Title."

"[NSFW?]What do you call 100 Jews on a train? Anything you want because they're not coming back."

"What do you call someone who only speaks one language? American"

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face."

"Apparently this isn't a nude beach. This isn't a beach at all. I'm at Target. Don't do drugs kids."

"You know the jack in a box that scared the life out of you when you were a child? That's me as an adult cooking with my smoke detector"

"Not Joking, Will I get in trouble if I tell a dirty joke that involves Obama, Bush and Pelosi? (its very dirty)"

"The problem with cuddling in bed with your true love is that iPhones don't cuddle back."