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Joke of the Day

"What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations? Kids say the darndest things."

"What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital? the I see you."

"Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)"

"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"

"How did the date go? -Not good. Aww what went wrong? -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type."

"911: what is your emergency? Me: HE READ BUT DIDN'T REPLY"

"Why do fat women always have a cat? In case they run out of food."

"I've got two tickets to paradise and a they're both obstructed view."

"Praying is a lot like masturbation. It feels good to the person doing it but does nothing for the person being thought about."

"HR said it's not necessary but I like my sickness to be taken seriously by having my mom send in an email validating my degree of sickness"