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Joke of the Day
"Apparently this isn't a nude beach. This isn't a beach at all. I'm at Target. Don't do drugs kids."
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"Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer? He liked wearing scarves before it got cool."
"Bird pokemon must live in mexico because today a local pointed at me and said pinche joto. (The j has an h sound dummy)"
"if you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and they're all bottles of beer on the wall"
"Being attacked by a shark is frightening enough... But it's even more terrifying when you notice he also has a big cold sore on his lip."
"What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos."
"How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue? They climate."
"Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos."
"What kind of cars do jedis drive? A toy-*yoda*"
"What is the definition of stalking? When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it"