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Joke of the Day

"If a quiz is quizical, what is a test ? Title."

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"

"One time I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist.... Unfortunately, I couldn't find any openings....."

"When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging."

"Multitasking Whoever said women can multitask is talking bollocks.....I told my missus to sit down and shut the fuck up, she couldn't do either"

"The worst straw man argument in history was when Sir Mix-a-Lot pretended that some guys hate butts."

"I finally learned to masturbate without hands! Now I use only one."

"Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt."