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Joke of the Day
"Many call me an elastic band The more you pull, the harder I cum"
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"What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender? Apple Sauce"
"Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty."
"I'm really glad I'm taking physics... ...because although my grade falling, at least I can calculate it's velocity."
"Que dijo un mar al otro? ola"
"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"
"What do you call a teacher who's always late for school? Mr Bus."
"I have 70 hobbies and they all smell the same. They are 69'ing and fishing"
"What's worse than passing out and waking up after a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."
"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair in the pot."