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Joke of the Day

"Not Joking, Will I get in trouble if I tell a dirty joke that involves Obama, Bush and Pelosi? (its very dirty)"

"Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice? It said 'concentrate' on it"

"If laziness were an olympic discipline... ... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium..."

"Aaron Hernandez will be just fine They're always drafting tight ends in prison."

"After you're done looking for true love on Twitter, you should go ride a unicorn around Atlantis, then eat some heart-healthy ice cream."

"Which religion breeds terrorism the most? Not Islam"

"I feel like I heard this on Reddit, but it's just a solid joke. What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? A circus is full of many cunning stunts."

"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"

"Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart. "

"Overheard this guy say ""I can skin a deer in 20 min, but I still can't hula hoop."" Not sure why he thinks those skills would be transferable"