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Joke of the Day
"Me: Did you play video games all day? 9: No Me: What else did you do? 9: I ate lunch"
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"Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word."
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"What is the medical name for the operation that changes a person's sex from female to male? An addadicktome."
"A hangover so good you crawl out of the bedroom naked and sleep for 6 more hours on the kitchen floor."
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"A gymnast walks on a bar."
"What do call you it when a butt pirate calls another butt pirate on the phone? Booty call."
"Him: I love redheads. I could totally see you being a great wife. Me: I could totally see you being a great chalk outline."