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Joke of the Day
"Me: Did you play video games all day? 9: No Me: What else did you do? 9: I ate lunch"
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"What are the four most common types of states of matter? Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives."
"My 6 year old wrote a knock, knock joke today. It My son: knock, knock Me: who's there My son: Nobody Me: Nobody who? My son: penis"
"Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies? The Swallow."
"When life gives you lemons . . . demand to see life's manager."
"Wake Up People! Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls! The Fall of Constantinople was an inside job!"
"Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change."
"Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit"
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."