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Joke of the Day
"What are the four most common types of states of matter? Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives."
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"HIM: Happy birthday, honey! I got you a gift basket, just like you wanted HER: Oh thanks! What's in it? HIM: What do you mean, ""in it""?"
"It drives me fucking crazy when people post questions on Facebook that could easily be answered with a basic google search."
"Does life imitate art or does art imitate life? Either way I've lost 1000 dollars playing poker with these dogs"
"I'm not afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer."
"What's pretty and expensive but has no use? Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf."
"Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist? He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed."
"They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton."
"Kid behind me on plane kicking my chair and coloring. *turns around* *grabs one of his crayons* *slowly breaks it* *whispers ""you're next""*"
"Knock knock Who's there ? Siobhan Siobhan who? Siobhan your knickers, your dad's home."