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Joke of the Day
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
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"BOSS: quit listening to Vanilla Ice, participate in the meeting, and pay attention ME: so... stop, collaborate, and listen? BOSS: you're fired"
"My girlfriend told me to ""tread lightly."" So when I ran over her, I drove really slow."
"Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."
"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood"
"What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet? Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)"
"Where do babies come from? Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. So what brings no babies? Swallows"
"If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there is a 33.3% chance you are being used as a napkin."
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? Headlines read: ""Small Medium at Large"""
"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."