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Joke of the Day
"TIFU Don't know why she legally changed her name to 'Up' though."
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"It's not you.. It's me. And my inability to tolerate you any longer."
"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."
"Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me today Luckily my injuries were mostly super fish-oil."
"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."
"A racist, a sexist, a homophobe, and a idiot walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and smiles. ""Welcome back, Mr. Trump!"" he says."
"""Weather on the 1s, Traffic on the 3s, We Hate You on the 2s, 4s, 5s, 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s, 10s, 11s, and 12s."""
"What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world? Send."
"This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it."
"So a finch asks his mother... ""Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"" She replies, ""Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."""