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Joke of the Day

"It's not you.. It's me. And my inability to tolerate you any longer."

"'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet! However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's."

"Hey, remember when AT&T told you to ""reach out and touch someone"" and you ended up with that restraining order? Good times!"

"Hey websites, I will always ""skip intro"", so knock it off."

"Two nuns are riding bicycles in Paris... One says, ""I've never come this way before."" The other replies, ""must be the cobblestones."""

"[text] ""Just saw this! I'd love to go to dinner!"" Him: That was 3 years ago, I have a wife & kid now. ""Bring 'em! Sister Wives is my jam!"""

"Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep......."

"I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away."

"I couldn't remember the term ""hazmat suit,"" so I called it a ""science burqa."""