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Joke of the Day
"It's not you.. It's me. And my inability to tolerate you any longer."
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"My love is like a candle... Because if you forget about me I will burn your fucking house to the ground."
"What is a stone's favourite Robbie Williams song? *Rock* DJ."
"If a serial killer commits suicide, you can console his family by saying, ""hey, at least he died doing what he loved"""
"What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food? Frito Layser."
"Very Funny Comedy @ My Church Night Vigil"
"A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: ""You can't park anywhere near this place!"""
"STOP TELLING ME YOUR NEWBORN'S WEIGHT AND LENGTH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION."
"Where do you hide after killing a black person? Behind a badge"
"what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend... wiped his arse"