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Joke of the Day

"Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me today Luckily my injuries were mostly super fish-oil."

"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Hello Ladies"""

"What do you call a priest's sermon that takes too long? The Reverending Story"

"Why isn't Hitler allowed at barbecues? Because he burns all the franks but leaves one undercooked."

"I went on a geology diet recently I lost a stone"

"How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He 'fell'."

"I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around."

"My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet. I'm 34 now Mom. I don't talk to them. I sleep with them."

"Considering you can be anything you want on the internet, it's amazing how many choose to be stupid."

"If I was a plastic surgeon I'd probably spend my free time putting tiny breast implants in my toes."