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"""Weather on the 1s, Traffic on the 3s, We Hate You on the 2s, 4s, 5s, 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s, 10s, 11s, and 12s."""

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"More people die from choking on sweet packaging than they do from the sweets themselves... Gums don't kill people. Wrappers do."
"A cop pulls a guy over for speeding on a slow day Cop: ""I've been waiting for you all day."" Driver: ""Sorry, officer. I got here as fast as I could."""
"My grandma has dementia the saddest part is watching her slowly forget about Dre"
"Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street."
"You can't hear a pterodactyl pee... Because it's silent."
"""I want u so badly"" - Scrabble players with a q in their rack."
"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two tired."
"What do you call a road full of giraffes? Giraffic."
"Monica Lewinsky will be voting for Trump As the last Clinton in office left a bad taste in her mouth..."
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