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Joke of the Day
"Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee? Because they hate French Press!"
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"It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."
"What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend? ""Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"""
"A Redditor walks into Reddit Restaurant... All of our servers are busy right now. Please try again in a minute."
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