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Joke of the Day

"What did one train track say to the opposite track? Wanna race?"

"How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish? One testtickle"

"My boss just asked me why I wasn't working.. ..i told em cuz I didn't see him coming"

"Whats Black White and Red allover Detroit in winter"

"Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife? No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs."

"First comes the engagement ring... then the wedding ring... and then finally suffering.."

"I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia I was involved in very organised crime"

"I thought I'd spent all night disco dancing with this girl in a club. But apparently she was deaf and telling me to f*ck off'."

"My teacher dropped the most dad like joke to me today Me: ""Hey can I go to the bathroom?"" Him: ""I sure hope so."" With the biggest proudest smile on his face."

"I got ""Nope"" on ""Are You Going To Take This Quiz To Find Out What Stupid Character Or Song Or Food You Are?"""