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Joke of the Day

"What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend? ""Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"""

"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"

"Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your shit in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her."

"So an Irish guy walks out of a bar (Pause for effect)"

"A Guy In A Wheel Chair said... A guy in a wheel chair said "" you know what I can't stand"""

"Text Flirting Tip: Don't reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything."

"What do male prostitutes and Inspector Clouseau have in common? They're both Peter Sellers"

"My dad has a great idea for Donald Trump's campaign slogan. ""Vote for me in 2016 or there'll be hell toupee."""

"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."

"I THINK [boyfriend goes by] YOU'RE TOO [boyfriend goes by] YOUNG FOR ME [boyfriend goes by] -me breaking up w/ my boyfriend at the carousel"