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Joke of the Day

"A Redditor walks into Reddit Restaurant... All of our servers are busy right now. Please try again in a minute."

"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."

"How did ISIS do on their French test? They bombed it..."

"What do you call a cowshed in Arabic? A Mubarak"

"The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion."

"How do you make a dog drink? You put it in a blender."

"if you eat four pieces of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one. #dieting #fitness."

"An Englishmen, a Scotsman and a Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."

"Shout out to my body for reminding me that, while I'm too old to have the tiny waist of a 15yo, I'm not too old for a pimple on the forehead"

"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."