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Joke of the Day
"What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX."
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"Whenever I see a celebrity photobomb, I'm like, that's so relatable. I too constantly ruin moments and think I'm more fun than I actually am"
"April showers bring May flowers. But what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat? Ba dum ship."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None... It should be opened when she brings it to you."
"What do you call 2 gay Mexicans in bed? A Juan-on-Juan"
"Three german soldiers... ... Walk into a BAR."
"I always say no to drugs... But they never listen."
"Twitter mobile app is still showing stars not hearts so I'm going to stay on here like those violinists at the end of Titanic."
"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance: the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning."