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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 gay Mexicans in bed? A Juan-on-Juan"
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"I used to be a door to door vacuum salesman... That shit sucked."
"When you get to Customs and they ask if you have anything to declare, ""Thumb War"" is not the answer they were looking for."
"Umbrage is like regular brage, but um..."
"Life is like a box of idiots."
"What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?"
"Dont hit me! Thats whats she said. Bazzinga"
"What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito."
"My buddy's phone autocorrected ""wife"" to ""wide"" and now he's living in my garage."
"I know I'm getting old when I see a beautiful 19 year old girl and I wonder what her mother looks like."