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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 2 gay Mexicans in bed? A Juan-on-Juan"

"Why did the DJ have such small hands? Wee paws for station identification."

"After getting off the ski lift, my mate said ""Let's go hit the slopes!"" I'm like, ""Why do you want to beat up those Japanese tourists?"""

"My girlfriend said I have crusty feet. I blame my socks."

"Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?"

"We could power our entire office with the wind produced from my constant sighing."

"How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome? You pull down their genes!"

"Have a burning hatred for questions and people? YOU could be a medical receptionist!"

"What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children? Fight for your right to padre"

"Who the hell decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to write on maxi pads? ""NOT WORTH THE JAIL TIME"" would have been more relevant."