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Joke of the Day
"April showers bring May flowers. But what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
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"Why was there semen on the clean laundry? When Greg woke up, his mom had left a note reading, ""Please put a load in the washer"""
"Q: What kind of fence goes on strike? A: A picket fence."
"My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well I was amazed. I never knew they worked."
"HOH HOH HOH It's a wet joke"
"Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!"
"I went to an Anglican church recently... They do communion a little bit differently there. You just walk up, kneel down, and the priest sticks it in your mouth."
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? Only a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
"How do you fit an elephant in a subway.... you take the s out of sub and the f out of way"
"Look, boss, all I said was, ""I bet my raise is as big as your dick."" Whether that's an insult or not is entirely up to you."