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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None... It should be opened when she brings it to you."
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"Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is Mother but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !"
"Always the best looking one in the room. *Restroom **Restroom stall whatever"
"People say I'm just distrusting, but I don't believe them."
"Having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm Let me know if you can't come."
"Someone in the office keeps making decaf coffee & I've narrowed it down to that guy who never gets anything done."
"tomorrow is erection day for all the Asian-Americans."
"My wife & I play this sexy game where she dresses up like a schoolgirl, then I dress up like a schoolgirl then we sit down & learn fractions"
"Five out of six people agree Russian roulette is completely safe."
"Watching ""Annie"" all I could think was, ""That redhead kid is going to make a hideous adult."""