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Joke of the Day
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None... It should be opened when she brings it to you."
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"What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !"
"""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" my wife asked this morning. I said ""No, but the dress does look quite small on your arse""."
"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos."
"I had a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, and it steel wooden whistle. But then I bought a tin whistle, and now I tin whistle!"
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's dead"
"Yesterday I watched the movie Carrrs. Well, it was just Cars, but I pirated it."
"How to teach a cat how to bark? Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!"
"Why is UPS so great? They always deliver!"
"I'm Skyping your mom right now I've got both monitors up so she can fit."