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Joke of the Day

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None... It should be opened when she brings it to you."

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"

"Just put my phone on airline mode. That's when it delays your texts for no reason & acts like it's doing you a favor when it does send them."

"Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer"

"What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? The guy who gave it to the pitbull."

"Why will Hillary Clinton make a bad president? Because she is a woman."

"What did the incredibly racist country club owner reply to the Black guy who applied for membership? ""Come on right in! Every brother is welcome in my crib!"""

"Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis? Cause love is what I got"

"Why is the letter ""t"" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect."

"Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot."