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Joke of the Day

"Three german soldiers... ... Walk into a BAR."

"Everyone is saying 9/11 was a joke, it wasn't. It's a social experiment."

"I asked my girlfriend to try anal, She got all butthurt."

"Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions? They're not hole-y."

"Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are."

"I don't know what the big deal is. Putting my toddler to bed is easy... In fact, just tonight, I did it 25 times."

"Jokes from a college student. How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence? The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow."

"Dammit. My ""Bikini Inspector"" T-shirt's in the wash. How am I supposed to hit the town without irony?"

"Girl dog: I'm into bad boys Guy dog: [remembering his owner saying how much of a good boy he is] ..oh"

"Why are colds such bad robbers? Because they're so easy to catch!"