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Joke of the Day
"I lost my thesaurus when I was little... I couldn't find the words to describe how I felt."
Next Joke
"ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on your license."
"What do blondes and turtles have in common? When they're on their backs, they're screwed."
"What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff? Dog gone!"
"What is a rude way of referring to a young homosexual fly? A maggot, of course!"
"If the entire observable universe was located inside an impossibly large man named Bob... then 9/11 was inside bob."
"White boards aren't just great They're remarkable"
"Homeless people have been known to step outside the box."
"How about a meat that is also a dental floss? Pitch for prosciutto"
"There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons."