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Joke of the Day

"How about a meat that is also a dental floss? Pitch for prosciutto"

"An anatomical original Thought you'd like a pun. What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts? [A high coo](/spoiler)"

"Don't hear many Limerick jokes any more. So I wrote one. There was a man named Johnathan Hicks, who liked to write limericks. But his Poems were crude, and many lewd, so his balls were often kicked."

"Q: Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns? A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight."

"I'm starting to think I'm going to be that guy that dies while Googling 'symptoms of a heart attack'."

"I made a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap."

"Which Vice President was the best at making beats? Algorithm"

"Best Kids Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's There? Interrupting Cow Interrupting Cow Who...... (interrupting MOOOOOOOOOOOOO)"

"If they had a 4chan game... It'd always be in beta."

"sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!!!"