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Joke of the Day
"What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff? Dog gone!"
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"I hope fashion in the future isn't all like, weird metal bird outfits. Cuz a bunch of mine just got stolen."
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. ""No hablo ingles."""
"Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken."
"Why are dogs in a lot of pain? Because they chew balls."
"I promised myself to stop jacking off to porn... It's gonna be hard for the next couple weeks."
"""They say there's no such thing as a free lunch. That ends today!"" -- me as I rally lunches everywhere to overthrow their oppressors"
"What's the definition of a Wookiee? Someone who doesn't have any expewience"
"What do you call the crazy people who always hang out with musicians? Bass players"
"I often wondered what it'd be like to be married to an idiot. I asked my wife and she said you get used to it after a while."