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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual? Because the instructions were clear."
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"My wife hates when I make jokes about her weight... ...She needs to lighten up."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They are very efficient, and have no sense of humor."
"Alright, alright. You can all have jet packs! [two days later] Reporter: Another 8000 dead today due to sky rage."
"One fifth of people... ...are just too tense!"
"Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950's. Means, technically, you're likely hearing dead people laughing."
"""We heard reports that some guy saw a snowflake one time somewhere so we better cancel 5,000 flights."" - Airlines"
"Why do feminists hate the post the USPS? Cause it's an all mail business."