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Joke of the Day
"What do blondes and turtles have in common? When they're on their backs, they're screwed."
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"#MakeAFilmUncomfortable Four Wedgies and a Funeral"
"maybe your boyfriend broke up with you cuz you called him baby instead of something cool like king wiener"
"Molestation Such a touchy subject"
"So I've always wanted to try the homosexual thing... ... but I get claustrophobic in tight spaces."
"What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !"
"You know why I love space Murph? you keep gettin older. I stay the same age."
"You look so perfect standing there, In my American Apparel underwear, But I know now you probably opened the wrong Christmas present grandma"
"Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie? Alex Crossdresser"
"They say Trump isn't appealing to minorities... ...but according to the latest polls, he's winning 100% of the Naive American vote"