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"A Smart Liberal"
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"A Pomeranian walks into a pomegranate convention, takes a second look at the flier and walks away disappointed."
"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."
"If you're an American outside the bathroom what are you inside the bathroom? European."
"Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? He craved more risk."
"Premature Ejokeulation What do you call it when someone puts the punchline to a joke in the title?"
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"
"If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache."
"Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money."
"""First gay marriage. What's next - people marrying dogs?!"" *nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend"