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Joke of the Day

"A Pomeranian walks into a pomegranate convention, takes a second look at the flier and walks away disappointed."

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"""Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks."" --William Shakespeare (i think)"
"""Hi I'm here to interview for the branch manager position."" ""We're only hiring tree trimmers."" ""That's exactly what I just said."""
"Today I saw a girl wearing camouflage pants. They didn't show her ass very well."
"My wife called me a child. I told her, be careful who you're calling a child because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert."
"Shaving your head when you're going bald is the ultimate ""You can't fire me, I quit."""
"No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?"
"Facebook has become the girlfriend you no longer like but are scared to dump"
"Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. ""Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."""
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