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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money."

"starting an indie band called Their Early Stuff"

"A Roman walks into a bar... and holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers please."""

"Homosexual Relationships (Pun) gay guys talking about relationships some of them say that the person they lost their virginity to were assholes I comment ""I think you all lost it to assholes tbh"""

"What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race? ""The track is alright."""

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme"

"I became a vegetarian switched to weed."

"This is the way Reddit ends. Not with a bang, but with a Pao."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Selling for $2."

"What streaming site do eldritch horrors use? Cth-Hulu"