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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"
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"[staff meeting] PRINCIPAL: ok guys, we built a room to hold our P.E. class. what should we name it? [Jim slowly raises his hand]"
"What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado? The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown"
"My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"
"I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day... I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh you don't know? Never mind. You wouldn't get it."
"I'm starting to forget how the alphabet goes... ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAO...."
"My laptop said hello to me.... I think it's ""a Dell"""
"What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing!"