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"Bad grammar makes me [sic]"
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"A boy asks his mom, ""Why am I black and you're white?"" She says, ""Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark"""
"Some people have sex to make a baby but I prefer the old fashioned way of capturing a wild baby, and that's how I ended up in jail"
"Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are."
"why did the man cross the road? he had his dick stuck in a chicken"
"Government officials have released a report including satellite images of secret ISIS training facilities Iocated in Italy That's right.....Italian ISIS"
"6: Why are we at the vet? Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies? Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch"
"Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 34C."
"What's the different between a knife and a feminist? A knife has a point"
"[job interview] ""So what are your goals for working here?"" To be home by noon..."