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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a bloody Mexican in your garbage can? Quit laughing, and reload."
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"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt."
"I'd like to execute g0d. But how can you execute vacuum."
"Why don't black people dream? Because the last guy who had a dream got shot"
"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times."
"Asking ""Why aren't you married yet"" is like asking ""Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?"" B/c it's painful and not required"
"I taped Scooby Doo at 2am without realizing the commercials would change & now my 5 year old won't stop saying, ""Hot single ladies!""."
"[2 friends fighting at Denny's] Chicken: *gritting teeth* I'll have the bacon Pig: *staring down the chicken* And I'll be having the EGGS!"
"[Sick Humour] What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler."
"Niece: I like math M: 5 X 1? N: 5 M: *takes out phone* right N:You're using your phone? M: I got a text N: I didnt hear a sound *runs away*"