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Joke of the Day
"Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are."
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"What is an orphan's favourite drink? Fosters."
"Did you hear about the joke about the 3 wells? Well Well Well"
"Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew? He has thrust issues."
"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"
"[undercover FBI agent steps out of his surveillance van, knocks on my front door] do you ever stop eating?"
"I saw an expensive prostitute She gave me lobsters."
"Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself."
"My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language."
"There was a mass shooting at the Gap store this afternoon. They're still counting the casual Tees."