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Joke of the Day

"Government officials have released a report including satellite images of secret ISIS training facilities Iocated in Italy That's right.....Italian ISIS"

"If Adrian Peterson is banned from the NFL, he can always try baseball. Who doesn't need a switch hitter?!"

"How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris."

"How did the right triangle commit suicide? With a Hypote-noose"

"[job interview] ""So what would you say is your biggest weakness?"" ""I'm pretty bad at reading situations."" *tries to kiss interviewer*"

"What is batman's favorite food? BANANANANANANANANANANA"

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!"

"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"

"Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of marijuana recently: ""It's a good thing I had a bag of marijuana. If it had been a bag of spinach, I'd be dead by now."""

"YOU'LL GO BLIND When we were young teens, we were told not to masturbate or you'll go blind. I always thought that was a joke until I heard about what happened to Bill Cosby"