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Joke of the Day

"Scott Eastwood says Ashton Kutcher slept with his girlfriend when they dated. I didn't know the Scott Eastwood and Ashton Kutcher had dated?"

"Any sink has a garbage disposal if you push hard enough."

"What do you call a slutty fisherman/woman? A hooker."

"Have you seen my digital boat? Oh wait, its syncing."

"Danger is my middle name. nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely"

"It's so cold in Michigan right now. The politicians have their hands in their own pockets."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race."

"Me and my wife are into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate."

"Why did Aladdin have a shoe on his crotch? Because he told the Genie he wanted his penis to grow a foot."

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