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Joke of the Day

"Scott Eastwood says Ashton Kutcher slept with his girlfriend when they dated. I didn't know the Scott Eastwood and Ashton Kutcher had dated?"

"What do you call a soda in love? A Crush"

"Science Jokes Thread on AskReddit! For your amusement: http://en.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1auxsf/what_are_some_funny_scientific_jokes_that_you_know/"

"What lies in a pram and wobbles? A jelly baby."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"Wives live longer than their husbands.. because they are not married to a woman (Courtesy ""Whose Line It is Anyway"")"

"Happy New Year #2018 first."

"I've never met an exam I've liked... They've all been too testy for me."

"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"

"Congratulations, you've won a free - A free what? I can't hear you over my muted speakers. Owned that bitch."